Now I don't know what it is about lovers of coffee, but those who love the bean tend to be passionate people. And although passionate people can be quite frankly, somewhat perplexing with their random outbreaks of tears that disappear as quickly as they start, crazy-arsed rants about political articles they find on facebook, tourettes syndrome-like outbursts when their hollandaise sauce is a little too vinegary on their eggs benedict, sudden fits of violence when they find out Britney Spears has lip-sync'd her way through her comeback performance and days of self-induced solitude when it's apparent that Tiger Woods has failed us all by developing a sex addiction.....they are, lets face it, entertaining.
Watch this special breed as they search out their favourite destination for the perfect cup of coffee. Yes folks, you'll see them update flickr with a picture of the brown liquid goodness then they'll wax lyrical about "their" genius barista who's won awards at every world coffee making competition (which always tend to take place in Liverpool). No Starbucks for these people (unless they're using the toilets or stealing the napkins), these people are connoisseurs (which is French for freak of nature) and will settle for nothing less than the perfect brew.
So people, if you have the patience of a saint and are prepared to put up with a little craziness in exchange for bucket loads of passion (Italian for hot in the sack), then get yourself down to your nearest coffee hotspot to meet great singles at HelloPulse.
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