I don't know about you people but I rarely need an excuse to roll around in mud and as we all know, the best, most exciting relationships begin with a close encounter with dirt.
The trouble is, it's very hard to find a legitimate way to do this in polite company without unwanted side effects. I mean, you can visit a farm and risk a close encounter with manure, you can pay £100 for a beauty therapist to slather you in the stuff and then listen to her valuable feedback on the size of your pores, you can head down to mud-wrestler...you get the picture. But rest assured mud-lovers, there's now a viable solution.
British Military Fitness offers you the opportunity to meet new people and roll around in mud under the pretence of exercise. Joy, joy, happiness. The really good news is that everyone is sweaty, smelly, muddy and most likely hungover so you know that there is absolutely no chance of someone falling for you just because you're hot.
Meet smelly, muddy singles on HelloPulse at British Military Fitness
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