Get yourself on the honours list

I don't know what it is about returning to a university campus that warms the soul. Flashbacks to 12 hours of lectures a week, 4 hours of attendance at lectures per week, intense study groups at the local pub as your feet stick to the carpet and your head spins from that musty smell of spilt beer and, snoozing on the faculty lawn next to dreadlocked students whose hair smells the same as the carpet in the pub. Whatever it is, those fond memories came rushing back at the Vampire Weekend concert at Kings College.

For entertainment purposes, forget about the gig and focus on the audience as university campuses (campi?) are hotbeds of talent and let's face it, there's nothing more attractive than a fresh-faced student with big plans and too much time on their hands.

Stop washing your hair and find yourself a hot, single student on HelloPulse