Friday, 21 May 2010

Salute the sun, Rising locust. Why do you ask, Two Dogs?


It's one of life's little mysteries why straight single men tend to hang out in packs of straight single men. I am too busy enjoying my carrot cake to even bother trying to solve this little conundrum but I will share with you a little tip.

If I was a single straight guy, after getting over the joys of peeing standing up and playing with my chest hair, I would be high-tailing my way to a pilates or yoga class. Why you ask? Single boys are crazy....do I have to spell it out for you?

Single women. Leotards. Confined Space. Captive audience.

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