Meeting Hotties - Tip of the Week

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce the tip of the week for picking up hotties - Foreign Accent Syndrome.

For those poor souls who have never been exposed (in a non-flasher sort of way) to a foreigner, this tip may come as a surprise to you. Foreign accents are hot. So if you don't have one, then may I strongly suggest you acquire one, pronto. How, I hear you ask? I was born two blocks from Cheryl Cole and no one understands me anyway, how am I going to master a foreign accent?

Don't worry, my dear friends. Lucky for you, we have recently witnessed our first case of Foreign Accent Syndrome. Simply give yourself a good knock on the head and pick up a new accent. Our top recommendations (if you have any control when you regain consciousness) are as follows:
1) Italian after a couple of glasses of pinot
2) Chinese but watch a lot of US television
3) Argentinian whilst riding a horse and playing polo (i.e a little breathless but still rugged)
4) Tongan (I just thought I'd throw that one in there for my own amusement)
5) Swedish (so you have an excuse to make random references to hot tubs)

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